How I fell asleep with Cheryl Cole and her 4,000 shoes
Mark didnt exactlybust an ass bone here by trying to trip this pop tart up with poignant and soul searching questions designed to enlighten us with how totally interesting Cheryl is.
No this interview was to bland as uncomfortable is to watching a nurse trying to keep her straight face while asking questions before an STD test.
Are you still awake? Im sorry for this boring post about this boring woman, perhaps I should have put up a picture of a boiled cabbage instead.
You know what, I think in a head to head interview I would come out more interesting than Cheryl.
Lets see.
Cheryl Cole claims that she owns 2,000 pairs of shoes. I own 4. (Cheryl 1-0 Me.)
Cheryl says youll find a pair of shoes on the bottom shelve of her fridge. Okay, look in mine and youll find a bottle of Pinot. (Cheryl 1-1 Me.)
Cheryl thinks that her bodys sexy. Hmm, mines not but at least it doesnt sleep on its own. (Cheryl 1-2 Me.)
Cheryl thinks that Lady Gaga is braver than she is and says she takes things to the extreme. Foul too easy yellow card. (Cheryl 1-3 Me.)
Cheryl likes baking and says she finds it ! very the rapeutic. I like drinking and find it makes me very drunk. (Cheryl 2-4 Me.)
And finally, Cheryl wants to wear more Victoria Beckham next year. So do I. (Cheryl 3-5 me.)
I rest my case.
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